Meee Tooo

Since the banning of „Baby Its Cold Outside“ in light of the #MeToo movement, please boycott the Christmas song „I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas“ because it exploits endangered Hippos. While we are at it the same goes for:

„Santa Clause is Coming to Town“ = Fake News

„Little Drummer Boy“ = Not Gender Neutral

„White Christmas“ = Racist and xenophobic

„O’ Come all Ye Faithful“ = Exclusive

„God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen“ = Anti-Feminist

„All I Want for Christmas is You“ = Stalking

„Blue Christmas“ = implies male/boy righteousness

„The 12 Days of Christmas“ = anti-Semitic (8 days)

„Santa Baby“ = Reverse #metoo and exploits handouts

„O Little Town of Bethlehem“ = Pro Jew and xenophobic

„Winter Wonderland“ = dismisses wonderlands that don’t have winter

„Its the Most Wonderful Time of the Year“ = exclusive against 4th of July and Summer

„Let it Snow“ = Not fair to those where it does not snow

„Do You Hear What I Hear“ = insensitive to hearing impaired

And last but not least….

„I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus“ = promotes adultery

If this offends anyone, please don’t bother to tell me as I just don’t care! America needs a binky ya fckn snowflakes!!!

Автор: Master

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